the paper clip and stapler channel,
the watching sheep leap fences channel,
the burning ants with a
magnifying glass channel,
the sorting gravel channel,
soap operas that feature
a torrid romance
between ivory and tide
and their futile attempt to hide
their secret love child, downy.
celebrity dancing with brooms,
pitching pennies with the stars.
live readings of the yellow pages.
a special for men
who love washing dishes
and women who like to iron
home tours of junior
account managers
who like to collect string
and make giant balls.
symphonies written for
spoons and kazoos
performed in the nude
by chemistry teachers
and firemen. the composer
flips burgers at wendy's
by day, his opus was written
on napkins with ketchup.
world championship
whittling tournaments
live from the porch
of the governor's mansion.
macaroni mona lisas
in six easy lessons
in six easy lessons
and if you stay up late enough,
at 3:45 a special infomercial:
how to play hopscotch
and earn two thousand
dollars a week. at the office.
Mark - you're amazing - I love the soap opera - ivory and tide and the secret love child - downy
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