Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Mosi-oa-Tunya (Victoria Falls) Zimbabwe

Victoria Falls is a deep gash

in the slab of Jurassic basalt

under Zimbabwe and Zambia.


The cracks began forming when

supercontinent Gondwanaland

splintered. The present falls


are the eighth manifestation.

The gorges downstream are the

remains of the previous seven.


Mosi-oa-Tunya, the name in the

 Lozi and Kololo languages means:

“the smoke that thunders” 


The Zambezi River spills as a

mile-wide curtain at full flood,

two million gallons per second.


The British explorer, Livingston,

with imperial presumptuous

prerogative, christened the falls


after his monarch, Queen Victoria.

As if no one had been living there.

There is archeologic evidence


that ancestral humans have dwelt

in the area for two million years.

With crocodiles, elephants and hippos.


After filling out visa forms and

paying the thirty dollar visa fees,

we met our driver, Romeo.


He welcomed us to Zimbabwe and

brought us to the lodge where we

would stay for two nights. The land


is nearly flat, the road to the falls

is quitte straight, dry season bush

on each side, with the occaisional


building and some billboards

welcoming visitors or promoting

attractions, services or helicopter


flights over the falls. And some

welcoming the COP 15 Conference.

I didn’t know what that was; yet.


The town of Victoria Falls exists

because of the falls, the engine

of the economy is tourism.


And the tertiary businesses

and services, administrative

functions that requires.


There is only traffic light. At the

intersection of the two main roads.

The locals call it the Robot, which they


find very amusing. As we passed some

buildings with a neatly trimmed green

lawn next to the road, two warthogs


charged each other, shoving and grunting.

Romeo said “big fight, little fight, ugly fight,

which one was that?” Depends on your


opinion about the beauty of warthogs

I suppose, but those three categories

have stuck in my mind ever since.


Insika Lodge is beautiful, with an airy

open-sided reception area, lounge, bar,

and restaurant. A swimming pool.


If it was warm enough, but not

particularly appealing on a sunny

and mild winter afternoon.


An hour or so before sunset we took

the brief shuttle to the Zambezi River and

boarded a double decker dinner cruise boat.


The Zambezi River is broad upstream

from the falls with a barely perceptual

current. We motored across to the Zambian


shore where a crocodile basked on a sand bank

and a bull elephant came out from the trees

stamping his feet and shaking his head.


Was he angry at us or the crocodile?

The dinner boat headed down river to

an area with many islands. Two hippos


stood on an island and another couple were

out in the river. One of the ones in the river

disappeared underwater. The captain said


hippos don’t swim, they walk on the bottom of the

river. They can hold their breath for a few minutes.

We waited for its nose, eyes, and ears to reappear.


The sunset was an intense red band stretching

the width of the horizon. Why did it look

so exotic? We are all on the same planet


and that’s the same sun. As it faded to darkness

it was time for the dinner to begin. we could see

lights on the eastern shore a kilometer away


and hear the grunts of unseen hippos.

The night had cooled, we were in the tropics

but this vast flat bulge on the continent


is at 3,200 feet above sea level and it is 

mid winter. In the morning our guide for

the Falls walk, Martin, arrived with the van


to take us to the busy entrance of the overlook

trail. There were market stalls with carvings,

T-shirts, totes, and trinkets. Eager vendors.


Six men in traditional clothing dancing

and singing, accompanied by drums.

We donned hooded ankle length raincoats.


The spray from the falls would be as heavy

as rain along the trail and overlooks. Even

hundreds of feet away we could hear the roar.


There were many groups of school children,

laughing and bouncing around and off

each other. They were on school field trips.


Some had been on twelve hour bus journeys

from the capital, Harare. Schools in the area

helped to feed and accommodate some of them.


We approached the head of the falls, the far

edge where it pours into the gorge. In the spray

swirling up shone a rainbow. We were glad to have


long raincoats with hoods. The trail parallels

the edge of gorge. The trees and shrubs there

were still lush, well-watered even in the midst


of the dry season. Strangler figs twined

and climbed the larger trees. Short paths

lead out to the brink from the main trail.


All of the paths are paved with pebbled

concrete and stay wet, gleaming in the sun.

At the midpoint of the main falls,


a curtain of dazzling white water and mist

stretched a quarter mile in each direction.

Mosi-oa-Tunya, “the smoke that thunders”.


There is a statue of David Livingston

near the head of the falls. One of the

visiting schoolchildren groups gathered 


in front of it for a photo. I was somewhat

puzzled by why they would want a photo

with a British explorer, wasn’t he a colonialist?


Well apparently not. He was a missionary

whose devout religious beliefs had made

him a dedicated anti-slavery campaigner.


He regarded the African peoples as deserving

of respect and possessing dignity. He believed

that the development of African commerce


and Christianity would lead to the abolition

of the slave trade. The exploration of the

interior of southern Africa did however


contribute to the scramble by the Europeans

for colonies and control even if that was not

his intention. Always the consequences, yes?


When he died,seventy of his African companions

spent nine months transporting his body to the

coast so that it could be sent home to England.


We had lunch at a big restaurant overlooking

the gorge just downstream from the falls.

With a view of the zipline and giant swing


concession that launched people out over

the raging river hundreds of feet below.

Sam had crocodile kebabs. I had a nice


local beer and spinach spanakopita; we had

reservations for a thirty minute helicopter

flight over the Falls and I had never been


in a helicopter, so playing it safe with the lunch

menu seemed prudent. Didn’t really matter

as it turned out, the motion didn’t upset me.


And what a amazing view that was, to have such

birdlike freedom of yaw, pitch and axis of movement.

And to see that smoke that thunders from above,


or an elephant walking arooound a waterhole,

a giraffe out in the scruffy trees; yes, now I saw

why people like helicopter sightseeing so much.


That was the last of our African adventure,

all that remained was the 30-hour series

of flights to get home. Beginning the next day.


Waiting in the boarding area at Victoria Falls

airport, a few minutes before boarding, an

airline staff person stood at the gate and called


out some names. One of them was mine.

I thought, what did I do? Is there something

wrong with my passport, have I been to some


place that evokes suspicion? No, they had one empty

seat in business class and I was chosen at random

to get it. Lucky me! It’s only a two hour flight


to Johannesburg, but I could look out the window.

So as I was getting settled two passengers stopped

in the aisle next to me, a man in a business suit


and a woman in hijab and chador. He asked me

in broken English if he could sit by the window so that

he could take photos. I looked at my boarding pass


and he said, no, no you are correct, but do you mind

if I sit in that seat? No problem, I’ve been up in a helicopter.

And he thanked me and his companion went to economy.


He narrated a brief video with his phone pointed out

the window before we took off and then we attempted

a brief conversation. I don’t speak Farsi but he had a good


good translation app on his phone and some knowledge

of English. Things like where are you from, here on holiday?

work? He was there for the COP15 conference. He is Deputy


of the Wetlands and Marine division of his country’s

Department of the Environment. I sense that we are

kindred spirits. The plane began to taxi and the woman


in the chador came up to see if we were all settled.

Yes, everything was fine. She spoke perfect

unaccented English and after he introduced her,


she said, nice to meet you, smiled knowingly and said

 “He’s my boss.” Just like home, I thought, my boss

usually flew business class and staff got economy.


She went back to her seat and Ahmad and I shared

photos and curiosity about places and home, our

impressions of Africa, what we did here, and so on.


Going really nicely. He typed something on his phone

and the translation came up “What is up with Trump?”

I made the finger circling the side of my head gesture


which needs no translation. Held both hands

palms up and shrugged, made a sour face, shook

my head sadly. I said, we don’t like or support him.


No need to continue on that subject, we were both

happy to share photos and what we had seen

and done on this trip to Africa. I had lots of photos


 of animals, he had photos of a village and the people

who live there, farmers and crops. Things related

to the COP15 conference. Which is the 15th Meeting


of the Conference of Contracting Parties

for the Convention on Wetlands. This is part of

the ongoing United Nations Biodiversity Conference


which is focused on finding ways to address

the global biodiversity crisis. Wetlands in particular

at the Victoria Falls meeting. I have made many maps 


that show sensitive species and habitats in my

three decades as a cartographer for a urban

and regional planning consultancy firm.


I have thousands of photos on my phone from

all over the West, especially around our home

in the Bay Area. Corte Madera Marsh is a favorite.


We both had lots of photos of Victoria Falls, and

marveled at their size, power, and beauty. He asked

if I could send some of my African wildlife photos


to him on WhatsApp, since we both have that, but it

doesn’t work when the phone is in airplane mode so

we just exchanged phone numbers and later


on were able to connect. I had told him about

pictures I had seen of an ancient Persian city with

a very elaborate hydraulic system but I couldn’t


remember the name of it. I found it when I got

home, it’s the city of Shushtar and the waterworks

are almost 2,500 years old. It is a beautiful place.


So I sent him some photos and said now I know

the name of the city and he said that’s where

his parents were born. And invited me to visit.


I wrote that I hoped to be able to visit someday.

Romeo, our driver had said about the warthogs,

“big fight, little fight, or ugly fight?”


How about a pillow fight,?

water balloon, or pie fightt?

with seltzer water and cheez whiz.

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