Monday, August 4, 2025

Cape Town, South Africa

We went to Africa to see

the dramatic landscapes,

Table Mountain, Victoria Falls,

the Cape of Good Hope.

And the animals of course,

what people call the Big Five:

Elephant, Lion, Leopard,

Rhino, and Water Buffalo.


What struck deeper, however,

all the way to the heart,

were the people who shared

and taught us about that

landscape, those creatures,

their culture, dark history,

and personal stories.


Buford, our Cape Town guide

took us up the aerial tram that

ascends Table Mountain.

It’s now officially designated

as one of the Seven Natural

Wonders of the World.


Whoever decides that,

I don’t know. It’s well deserved.

And it’s presence looms

over every part of Cape Town.

If you don’t see it, just turn

around and it’s there.


Some places, are particularly

well-suited for views of the southern

Atlantic Ocean below, like the area

that was designated District 6

by the Group Areas Act of 1950.

In 1966, the operation began

to make it a whites-only area.


The apartheid laws classified people

by race: White, Black, Colored (mixed race),

and Asian. Buford described himself as Colored.

When assigning people to a category,

the authorities might make measurements

of noses, eyes, mouth, even penises.


The black and colored residents of District 6

began to be forcibly removed, often

with only whatever possessions

that could fit in their suitcases.

By 1982, 60,000 people had been

relocated and their homes

had been bulldozed to rubble.


Much of the land is still vacant, with

overgrown rubble and a few improvised

shelters crouching on the slopes below

white stucco, red-tile roofed villas

that would not be out of place

in Santa Monica or Malibu.


Then Buford took us to a cafe named Truth,

which claims to serve the best coffee

in the world. Not an unreasonable claim.

It was magnificent and the patrons

were a multitude of ethnicities.

Segregation now is of the modern

variety -do you have enough money

to hang out in an upscale cafe?


The next day was the day to go down

the peninsula to the Cape of Good Hope.

With points of interest along the way.

First stop was Camps Bay, an enclave

of beautiful homes perched on the slopes

below the backside of Table Mountain.

With a long white sand beach.


Thirty five years ago it was not only the sand

that was white. We parked at the adjacent

public beach, named Maiden’s Beach.

Not called that because of some fair maiden,

but because it was the boulder strewn

beach where the domestic housemaids

were allowed to swim.


The coast road high above Haut Bay

is spectacular. At Noordhoek, we stopped

for coffee at place where some of the many

horse-owning set that live in this area,

ride their horses up to a takeout window

at The Coffee Guy’s Cafe.


Farther and farther along the headlands,

a treeless landscape with pink flowering

sugarbushes, windy and cool, it’s not where

I’d expect to see ostriches and kudu antelope.

But we do. At the far point of the Cape,

dozens of visitors wait patiently to take

a photograph of themselves standing behind

the sign that declares Cape of Good Hope.


A short ride on the Flying Dutchman funicular

took us up to original Cape Point lighthouse

that was replaced after too many shipwrecks

-like the Portuguese ocean liner Lusitania in 1911.

It’s up too high on the headlands and

is often shrouded in fog. We were so ready

to go to the place that we most wanted to visit

on the Cape: the African penguin colony

at Boulder Beach in Simon’s Town.


A wide wooden boardwalk thronged

with penguin watchers keeps the crowds

away from the penguins. Some sprawled

on their bellies in the sand, some waddled 

up the dunes to their burrows. Hundreds

of people come to see them every day,

the town is festooned with penguin

themed signs and souvenirs.


Buford says a lot of the people who live

here are not so sanguine about penguins,

-they dig burrows in their gardens

and their feces is unpleasantly fishy.

They try keep them out with low fences.

Walled residences of various sorts

to exclude various creatures and

various people seem to be everywhere

in South Africa. But we were welcomed.

The people are warmer than the weather.

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Gilligan's Wake

The mourners filtered

into the fellowship hall

at St Aloysius bearing

platters and bowls.

bottles and casseroles.


The urn filled with

Billy Gilligan’s cremains

sat center on a small table

surrounded by vases filled

with yellow Irish Hope roses.


The Jamison flowed

abundantly and glasses

were raised and quickly

drained, “to Billy, wherever

he snores, God rest his soul.”


Erin searched for a spot

to deposit a platter

of Cheezwhiz on crackers,

shifted Emily’s deviled eggs

towards the back of the table.


“I see you, Erin, whatta ya

think you’re doing?

Those took a lot of effort

I’m sure, sprayed out of

can on a box of Ritz.”


“Well I see you brought

the appropriate swill,

named for your master

who visits your bed nightly

from his lair in Hell.”


“Erin and Emily, cease

and desist, I insist”

says Rory.”Now's not the time

nor the place for behaving

like cats in a back alley.”


The lasses turn as one,

“Shut your lip, Rory, if there’s

anyone here with the character

of a feline, you should’ve been

christened Tom, not Ruairi!”


“Ain’t that the truth,”

pipes up Maureen as she

takes the foil off a plate

of sliced ham and hands

it to Sean. “Right, Sean?” 


She swats his hand as

he reaches for a slice

with a cigarette lovingly

clutched between yellow

nicotine-stained fingers.


“It’s ashes to ashes

for our corporeal selves,

not to season the ham, ya oaf.”

“Sorry, Mo,” he says as he

licks the offending digits.


Everyone turns as Big Pat

enters the hall like a prize bull,

a five gallon clear plastic sack

of rolls dangling from one hand

and a fifth of Red Spot in t’other.


He drops the bag of rolls

next to the table, turns round

nearly falling and says

“help yourselves,” and takes

a deep draught from the bottle.


Frail Christina wheels her chair

across the room, halts directly

in front of Big Pat. “I need some

help, Pat, would you put some ham

on a roll for me please?”


Pat gently brushes a lock of

Christina’s snowy white bangs

away from her temple.

“Sure, Lil’ Buddy, happy to

oblige, like some mustard on it?”


“Yes thanks, and I’ll have small glass

of that Red Spot if you’re sharing.”

“Of course you may, the color

of this fine spirit always reminds me

of the color your hair once was.”


“I asked for some ham, and

you’re serving baloney slathered

with malarkey, dear Pat, that ship

was stranded on a wild shore

when you and I and dear departed


Gilligan were young and innocent.

You alway had a taste for the whiskey,

you nursed that one bottle for years,

drinking it a few drops at a time.

And when it was empty, we composed


a note and tossed it into the sea.

Ten months later, a ship arrived

and we all went on to our separate lives.

And almost never spoke to each other,

no letters, no calls, why was that?”


Pat hands her a plastic cup of Irish

and  ham on a roll. “We just

wanted to forget, didn’t we all?

I’ve been trying to ever since.”

Raises the bottle. “This helps for a while.”


“Alas, poor Gilligan, I knew him well,

dear Tina, a fellow of infinite jest,

of most excellent fancy: he has borne

me on his back a thousand times; and now,

how abhorred in my imagination it is!”


Tina raises her glass, “Bravo Pat!

One of God’s fools indeed, wiser than we 

think ourselves to be, but without

the pretentiousness. I’m sorry that

we didn’t stay in touch, now it’s too late.”


“Too late in this world, for sure. but

perhaps in the next, somewhere

warm, tropical, with gentle breezes

and cocoanut palms, how does that

sound, Tina?” “That sounds grand, Pat”