Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Wind or dust


Is it nobler to be compared
to wind than dust?

Like the herb-scented
breeze of Provence

or the stuff that fornicates
and duplicates like bunnies
under the four poster bed?

The galactic dust from which
the universe was born?

or the cosmic wind
on whose breath
it was borne.

And when it came to rest,
god moistened it with tears,
in joy or sorrow, I don't know,

to form the primordial muck
from which microbes, amoebas,
and coelacanths coalesced

before Adam ate the apple
and we codified a thousand rules
about whom and how to fuck.

To be the powder blush
that pinks the cheek
of the happy bride,

or the wind that lifts the kite
of the laughing ten-year old

running, unafraid or targeted
across the schoolyard field?

Am I the black wind
that rolled across
the Texas Panhandle

and pushed my grandpa
to the promise of California
where the night air carries

the perfume of lemons,
oranges, and raisins, alfalfa?

After the dust that trailed the tractor
all afternoon settled on the cattle

and the old Buick where
the cats sleep and his
white clapboard home,

he rinsed his hands and face free
of that cloud and sat under
the front yard walnut tree

savoring the evening breeze
with a tall glass of sweet iced tea.

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Just one more

Some folks vie to tie strands
on the world's largest balls of twine.
Make it onto the Guiness list.

Francis Johnson
of Darwin, Minnesota
spent four hours a day
for 29 years
adding strands.

The ball lives under a gazebo.
It weighs nine tons.
Darwin celebrates Twine Ball Day
every August.

Some guys prefer
balls made from
rubber bands.

The largest resides
in Lauderhill, Florida
and consists of 700,000
rubber bands.

Alexandria, Indiana
is home to the world's largest
paint ball, 20,000 coats
on what began as a baseball.

The Department of Homeland Security
has designated it as a
"distinguished heritage site"
which helped the state qualify
for a slice of the terror defense pie.

Some individuals go for more
esoteric collections:

A North Carolina dermatolgist
owns 675 back scratchers
from 71 different countries.

Carol V in Birmingham, UK
has 5,000 bars of soap.
A McDonald's franchise owner
has a collection of 75,000
bits of McDonald's memorabilia.

What to think about the Dutchman
who has 6,290 airplane barf bags?
or the Russian with 1,320 toothbrushes?

In America, we collect guns.
The top fourteen percent of gun owners,
seven point seven million people,
own a hundred and thirty million guns.

The average collection is seventeen.
Seventeen. A handy number.
One that fits just right
to personalize seventeen
assault rifles with a name:

Meadow, Jaimie, Alyssa, Scott,
Aaron, Luke, or Carmen.
Gina, Alex, Peter, Cara.
Alaina, Christopher, Helena, Joaquin.
Nicolas with a C not a K,

and Martin.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Dawn on Drumm


Guy walking down Drumm Street
cell phone glued to ear, says,
it was wrong, it was wrong.

Thought I heard a pigeon
moaning in the park above him.
I was wrong.

It was a woman
in the throes of ecstasy.
Either that or sorrow.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Stuff the mouse has taught me


That I have flame retardant 
in my blood. And plastic.
Seasoning for the soup
of nicotine and bourbon
that I put there myself.

Discovered that
George W. Bush
is a distant cousin.
So is FDR if that's any
consolation.

That I'm descended
from Salem witches
and slave owners.
and the poet Longfellow
if that's any consolation.

And the seas are slowing
becoming more like
vinegar than honey.
And a garbage patch
of shoes and refrigerators,
shopping bags and soda bottles
swirls out there in the blue.

There are Russian women
who are eager to meet me.
With just a few questions first
on the subject of money.
Better deals can be had
in Cambodia or Rwanda.

Kansas has ruled that
a dog can't run for governor.
Which is too bad, he might win.
Unless he ran against a cat.
Either would be better
than the rats who rule it now.

There is a twiitter feed
for news story headlines
that start with "Florida man"
and I don't even have to wonder
what that says about things
that happen in Florida.

Most likely it will involve
poor decisions involving
an alligator, an arrest,
drugs, genitals or vehicles.
usually with a mugshot.

It's not all ugly memes and kittens,
I've wandered Chernobyl
and Mars without protective gear
and a wink on a dating site
can last for years.