Y street

I was walking down Z street

trying to get to Y. so I asked

this guy who was busy

attaching tow away signs

to street lamp poles

for directions.

Y and Z don't intersect

he said. the only way

to get to Y from here

is Main street.

what are you looking for

anyway, Main has

everything and there's

nothing there on Y.

precisely, I said. it looks

to me like Y and Z

converge out there

on the horizon.

are you joking?

that's just an illusion

they never meet.

the only way to get

to Y from here

is take a right on Main.

well I heard there was

another way if you cut over

on Third? You know anything

about that?

sorry, pal, no way.

whoever told you that is nuts

there ain't no Third. take my

advice and hang a right on Main.

thanks anyway,

I guess I'll just keep on

walking out Z, just in case

it meets up with Y

out there on the horizon

or maybe I'll find Third. have

you ever been out that way?

nope. got everything

I need on Main. excuse me

now, I gotta put up these signs.