Monday, November 2, 2015

craps


sometimes you roll
a lot of eights and sixes
sometimes all you roll
comes up craps.

we were rolling up
interstate eighty,
in clear blue late october
in a forty foot motor home
called a beaver contessa.

laughing about trips
from many years ago,
disasters rendered now
to stories of bad luck
and narrow misses.

looking out the window
at the granite bones
of the sierra.

til we hit the long climb
up to Donner summit
and the water temp
climbed past boiling.

the oil pressure dropped to zero
and the engine trouble
warning light lit up
it's angry little red eye.

so we pulled off
on exit 155 at blue canyon.
no services, just a gravel
pull out beside the ramp.

the dealer's son who
was following us to nevada
parked his hot little sedan
behind us, says what's problem?

no oil pressure, man.
and the temp is almost pegged.
the dipstick looked a little low,
we hoped that was the cause

left the beaver beside the road
and drove back thirty miles
to colfax in the dealers car
to buy a couple gallons of oil
and a funnel that would work to top it off.

because we had to improvise
with four feet of tubing from a hardware store
and a cheap funnel. stand on a couple
of folding chairs to get the oil to flow.

the engine cooled down
and we resumed our journey,
the gauges reading fine
-for about ten miles.

off the highway once again
to the parking lot at boreal ridge
this time it was going to need a tow.

the sun went down and two hours passed
trying to get a big enough tow truck arranged.
we were cold and hungry and the tow
was going to take an hour
so we rode up to the next exit
to get some food and heat.

triple A was supposed to call us with an estimated time,
but failed to warn us til the tow was up at the parking lot
which now was barred by an electronic gate.
too late to get the contessa out of the lot,

and the tow man wasn't inclined to wait
while we tried to get somebody to open it.
the motor home was trapped.

we called the highway  patrol
and an emergency number on the gate
to no avail. finally the fire department
at soda springs took mercy on us
came up and punched in the code.

towing a forty foot motor home
is not a simple matter.
the drive axle has to be removed.
pressure in the air suspension
has to be maintained.

which requires the engine
(which was the problem)
to run the pump.
it felt like we were screwed,

but big wreckers are resourceful 
and two hours later the rig 
was finally ready for the long haul
down to big truck repair shop in Sparks.

by the time we arrived in the RV dealer's car
and the tow truck dropped off the motor home
it was past midnight so we needed to find
a hotel to stay the night.

decided we might as well go to a casino,
they claim to have the lowest prices,
so we got a room at Circus Circus.
and went down to the bar for a night cap.

i've never played craps,
but my brother knows the game,
so we found a lively table
and he tried to explain.

don't think i really grasped it all,
-so many ways to bet,
but watching and listening to the players
was amazing.

they were talking to the shooters,
talking to the dealers, calling out their bets
on eights the hard way.

fire bets, and come lines, pass lines,
backing bets or letting them ride
when a shooter is hot and the chips
start stacking up. and everybody is smiling

-til someone throws a seven
and all is swept away.

sometimes you hit on boxcars
-and sometimes the bones
just come up craps.

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