Martin Homebound reporting here
from the 4700 block of Wilshire Blvd, Los Angeles, California
we're staked out here, working on a tip from one of our celebrity watchers
oh, here comes someone now, could be a possibility,
Robin, zoom in on her, she's coming out of the offices
of the Hollywood branch of the Screen Actors Guild.
is that a starlet? i think it might be
a scarlet crested johansen
got her robin? go go go
o-o-o-o, we're going to go into stealth-mode here
really quiet
where is she going?
hmmmm, walking past the Fat Burn Easy Spa…….
and Johnie's New York Pizza……
oh, she's going into Marie Callender's
robin, let's get a little closer
she's just been served and it appears to be
an enormous slice of blackberry cobbler…..
is it a la mode? yes!
it's definitely ice cream. it's huge. peach if i'm not mistaken.
while she's eating, lets see if we can spot any other local fauna
robin, over there, see that?
the girl coming out from LA miracle smile dentistry,
quick she's hurrying. In there. she's going into black dog coffee.
oh dear. she seems to have disappeared.
we're going to have to follow.
it's right through this door and …
damn, she's disappeared.
oh my god!
what just happened….
the whole building has just vanished
all the buildings have vanished
the streets. everything, where's the city?
robin? are you there? are you getting this?
hold it, over there, that pond or lake or whatever,
just beyond that grove of oaks……
i don't believe it!!!
that has to be a wooly mammoth
unbelievable!!
where are we?!!
look it's stuck. it's struggling, trying to get back to shore
but it can't get it's feet loose.
no wait, one foot is loose, robin are you getting this?
ooooo, it's covered in black goop, it looks like tar!
that poor beast looks exhausted, she's sagging
oh, oh, look at this, that pack of what,….. big cats! like lions
oh mother of god! look at the teeth on those guys
they must be a foot long….
oh oh oh my god, they're jumping on the mammoth
slashing… she's trying to shake them off
now she's down rolling in the tar, the cats are falling off
some of them are trapped under her. they're covered in tar.
now the cats are getting stuck. this is incredible!! are we rolling? great great!
this is so strange, there's a herd of pronghorn antelope, i know those….
and they're just drinking at the pond like nothings happening….
ooh, but look over there , in the tall grass, do you see them?
here they come, what the hell are those, they look like cheetahs!!
the antelope are panicking, can they get away, the cheetahs are almost on them.. there.. no he missed. .. the antelope are getting away, that was close…
ok, robin swing back to the tar pit. the mammoth has given up, she's done for.
hey, what's that noise? are those wolves?
they're coming right at us!! run run head for those trees!
get up the tree, here give me your hand
are you ok? that was close!
go away guys! we're not coming down. i think those are dire wolves.
yeah like the old grateful dead song, but i don't think they are interested in playing cards!!
when I woke, the dire wolf
six hundred pounds of sin
was grinnin at my window
all i said was come on in
don't murder me,
i beg of you don't murder me
please
don't murder me
this ain't no song or card game, look at those things!!
we'll just have to wait here til they go away
i think it's safe to climb down now,
are you ready robin? cool.
hey look, there's a couple of people over there,
a man and a woman, she yelling something at him
and oh no, he just bashed her over the head with that club
and shoved her into the tar,
we gotta go try to help her
run, c'mon faster, he sees us
hey you, stop hitting her!
whoosh
what the ?????
We're back in LA!!!
at the La Brea Tarpits Museum
I don't know what just happened
what is this exhibit?
Robin get a shot of this
the sign says woman's skull
circa 10,000 years before the common era
the skull is fractured, consistent with a blow
from a heavy blunt instrument
this ancient woman was a murder victim
robin, we were there! we've got it on video
this is hot!! i'm calling entertainment tonight
and the national enquirer, CNN,
this is going to be big, huge!!
robin, what's wrong? what do you mean
the video is blank? let me see that
what did you do to the video??
ah crap. yeah i know it's not your fault
no one is ever going to believe this
c'mon let's go back ove r to Marie Callendars
I'll buy you a piece of pie
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