Tuesday, May 21, 2013

multiple entendres


multiple entendres

sally and bill
trudged up the hill
threw themselves down
on a picnic blanket.

you look kind of flushed says bill
let me help you out of that blouse

why bill, you're a rascal
says she breathlessly
are you feeling especially lucky?

oh yes indeed, says he
i'm a gambler through and through
and i really like to play all the slots

well you won't hit three cherries
sally says with a wink
but i've a nice juicy peach
if you'd like a taste

splendid he smiles, i think
that would be nice
i'll nibble your niblets
you can tickle my prunes

you've got a nice pucker
can you play piccolo?

certainly bill, if that's what you'd like
i can handle a solo but prefer a duet

no problem sweet sally
then if you don't mind
i'd fancy a ride
in a snug pink canoe

can you handle a paddle
i'm happy to steer
you can face forward
while I handle the stern

ok bill, that sounds like
an adventurous cruise
before we get started
want to see what i've brought?

yeah sally, i'd like to see
what you've got in that box



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